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Jemily + Text Posts: Part 1 (Requested by a shit-ton of anons)

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'But I think I'm dying here.'

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My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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Imagine Person A of your OTP trying to sneak into Person B’s shower, and then failing miserably because Person B likes ice cold showers. 


when jesus says “i love all my people,” do u think he looks at the men and adds #no homo

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god bless laura for calling out shitty people <3

vampireseaver said: someone reblogged an appreciation gifset and said Seaver was “ineffectual”

i wish for all seaver haters to step on legos barefoot and then go hug some cactus guys ‘cause she is awesome and seaver haters are not.

and why the hell do people want to reblog gifsets of characters that they don’t like, W H Y - if you don’t like the character DO NOT REBLOG gifsets and posts about them to add your opinion. JUST DON’T.


Ashley Seaver Defense Squad 2k14.