December 2011
So, happy new year everyone!!!
Ok, I’m off to watch an Indiana Jones marathon on tv.
Also, how come parents can have bad days when they bitch about everything but you can’t and if you do have a bad day you’re an ungrateful bastard
I wish parents would admit they didn’t tell you what they think they told you and that you DID exactly what they told you because y’know you can’t read their minds and know they’re telling you something different from what they really want.
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
cheet0breath:
“I never liked Elle,” they said.
“I cheered when she got shot and left,” they said.
“What are you doing with that axe?” they said.
So I've been thinking about HotchxReid in fic...
amy494walker:
In fics, the team always know they are together because one or both of these factors,
They are constantly stepping into each others personal space. They seem rather comfortable close to one another and/or casually touching each other ..
And/or, they share intense looks and glances with each other. One gets seen staring at the other a few times,
...
justjasper:
tickatocka:
Reid says “I’m going to move where [the unsub] can see me!” and then hands a S.W.A.T. guy his gun and goes forward.
And instantly Morgan and Hotch have a little chorus of hissed “Reid! Reid! Reid! Reeeid! Reid!”
#it’s supposed to be suspenseful but they sound like sad kittens
Desconfiar totalmente en cerrar los ojos cuando te...
likeamilayzoe:
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That awkward moment when you remember you have to...
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tills:
scornandritz:
wincested:
iangallaghers:
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that...
Me: *turns on Crimi*
Bro: We're not watching this, that guy annoys me.
Me: Hotch? Excuse me?
Bro: Yeah there's just something about his voice I don't like
Me: Well there's something about your face my fist doesn't like
shakedown-1979:
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
writtenineverlastingink:
vote tumblr/missing e for angstiest ship ever
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so uhm am I the only one who doen’t use missing-e?
When Hotch crashes your birthday party.
amy494walker:
businessdrunk:
Best. Birthday. EVER!
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“Creo firmemente en que cuando la inspiración llama a la puerta, tú no la...”
– Dayna Kon
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I realized another reason why I didn’t eat as I should have.
Because I’m lazy. I’m waaay too lazy, I don’t want to move or get up and look for food. Ugh, I’m going to need to break this bad habit :/
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Me: *trying to hug my dad to annoy him*
Dad: What, are you wanting attention again?
Me: It's because I love you
Dad: Am I giving you daddy issues? Is this why you like all those old actors?
Me: WHY. Why would you say that?!!?@!
babarcriss:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
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agentwinchester:
lintu91 replied to your post: lintu91 replied to your post: lintu91 replied to…
OH yes! I’ll be waiting for you my guuurl! : D I don’t know what I’ll tell my mom but that’s a really little detail…
LOL, oh god, the convo with your mom though.. Mom: Who’s she? Rocio: Well, ma.. She is the girl I will marry in 4 years. We will move into a nice house filled with slash. ...
That awkward moment when your mom catches you...
totally-relatable:
You:
‘uhh..’
Your mom :
‘when will this end. please tell me.’
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